Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Top 9 List of (Dumb) Cruise Questions

At our disembarkation seminar (explaining the process for getting off the ship in an orderly fashion), our cruise director shared the top 9 questions she has been asked while on the ship. I thought these were hilarious...

9. What religion are the people with patches behind their ears?
8. Do these elevators go to the back of the ship?
7. Is that island surrounded by water?
6. What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
5. Is the TV satellite or cable?
4. Do these stairs go up or down?
3. What is our current elevation?
2. Do the crew sleep on board?
And the #1. question referring to all the photos in the photo gallery...

1. How do I know which picture is mine?

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